People cry, not because they’re weak. It’s because they’ve been strong for too long.
– Unknown (via quotethatword) Via FIREDRILLToday is the 17th day of the third month of the 17th year of the third Millenium
Today, I fucked up… by punching my 5 year old in the face and knocking him out
Welp. I’m a 23 year old dad. I like to be an active parent and play with my son… and today things went wrong.
We have these 3 REALLY COOL nerf swords, that we play with every day. He has actually gotten pretty good at dodging and parrying my attacks and when he starts rushing me i have to try my hardest to not get hit.
To spice things up we always do “power struggles”… Pushing our swords together and then wrestling to make it more fun.
Well today we did that… but his sword gave out and cracked in the middle…
This led to my full force punch cracking him across the jaw and watching him go limp.
I have never panicked so hard in my life. I felt sick instantly.. a full grown “man” punching a child can lead to some terrible things such as concussion.. or worse, death.
Luckily, he was only down and out for about 4 seconds. Went to the hospital and he has no concussion or anything, just a very sore little face.
Ice cream should cure the wound, but nothing will mend the cracks put into the heart of a little boy getting FUCKING KO’D LIKE A LITTLE BITCH.
by MikeTash
so my grandmother just told me a joke…
“Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?”
“I dunno, ‘cause flowers are pretty cool?”
“In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.”
i just like omg grandMA NO
Grandma yes
I just tried to tell this to my girlfriend.
Me: Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
Her: Oh, I know this! It has to do with the plague back in the 1500s. You see, [explanation of plague stuff]
Me: In… In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.
Her: What?
Me: It’s a joke. It was just a joke.